نامه محی الدین حسین الهی قمشه ای در پاسخ به تبریک نوروزی باراک حسین اوباما !
Hello MR barrack hussein obama
what news? How is your DOG of 2khtaret?
I am Dr hussein elahi ghoonche ei !
I am a filsoof and very dana and reifgh of molana.
I am like moshk khoob and khosh boo I tarif az khodam because molana says
moshk it is ke khod bebuyad not that attar begooyad.
Do you know attar ? attar is shaer of shahname ferdosi, shahname have tashkiled from 2 part. Part 1- golestan part 2- boostan.
righti you are very shabihe my javoonis! I think you are my sister zade because sister zade go to daeish !
Etefaghan your name is irooni because barak is mokhafafe of barikala and hussein is our IMAMe 3vom, and “obama” niz means He is with Us. Manzoor az “He” is GOD, God is very good and mehraban, molana have a sher for god that says “ala ya ayoha saghi ader kasan va navel ha ke love easy nemood at first vali falling problem ha!”
Did you ashegh ta hala? ensan with love arrive to kamal and tamam!!
Heif that you have wife and bache vagar not, I have soragh a nice and lovely 2khtar bandari, like you ! siahe ghashang. Her name is tala like talaye siah, like naft!
I think you may be love her!
one day we went to ye majles that evry body said from their problems, I said you should put the picture of your wife in your kif! evry problems hal mishe. Because when you see your wife you remmember the biggest problem in your life and bikhial the problems between iran VS emrika! So don’t be negaran the problem in this 30 years, just come here and love tala and take her for wife and life! Then evry problem between us change to happiness.
With this hal, I want to thankQ 4(read for) tabriking of eid. And say to you inghad don’t play with your BLACK BERRY gooshi, If you rast migi in your free time read the “masnavi manavi” of molana !
Ok, I am in ajab (!), asan why did you tabrik eid of nooroooz to iranian ? and how did you speak pershen : EDETOON MOBARAK ? mage you sheitane bozorg( amrikaei ) nisti ? so why and how did you speak pershen? shayad you are iraani kalak! Areee ? sia bala ! age farsi balad boodi chera az aval nagofti! Sheyt0o0o0on balaaa! bye bye